Skylor Matthew is a 24 year old dork physically living in Orlando, Florida but California dreaming ... or Hong Kong.

No one gives an ugly fuck what you think about the new Lady Gagme song.

Who are you to judge music while you listen to it on your MacBook in bed? You have more things to worry about. Like how you’re not supposed to have your MacBook on fabric. How is the heat supposed to efficiently dissipate from the machine to cool down? Dumbfuck.

I call and ask Chase to send me a new bank card every month. I hate my card when it’s not **sparkling**.

I can’t stand when I worked retail and people would hand me cards that were turning brown and black that had creeks and cracks and wouldn’t swipe. OMG THEY ARE FREE JUST CALL THE NUMBER ON THE BACK AND ASK FOR ONE!!! They don’t even change your card number!

Tumblr…

What the hell is your problem?
I’d rather your whole system be down instead of this half assed system. There is no excuse for your system to not of been ready to be scaled to the level it is today.

Check yourself, before you wreck yourself.

xoxo,
skylor. 

What the fuck Rihanna?

Your new singles suck.
Your new videos are worse.
Your new image is far worse.

What the fuck are you thinking?

Stop acting out. You’re not 12.

Tumblr Bitching (crying)

If I reblog a photo you tumble (that anyone could find by typing the images keywords into google image search) and don’t leave your name attached or your lame ass comment, don’t cry. First off, it is not your image. You didn’t make it. Thousands of other people are probably sending the same image to their friends. All with no credit. Secondly, if you’re going to bitch about it, make sure your record is clean and I can’t find the same on your blog.

You don’t do it on AIM when you send stupid images to your friends that you find online. So why is Tumblr different?
 

I’m not a rude person, but I don’t feel it appropriate to clutter my blog with useless text and comments. Now, if you did something original, damn right I will keep your name there. I’d probably even make it bold.

But really, stop being emo and crying.
It is a website based on reblogging images from the web.
See the bold there? WEBSITE.
Get out of the house ;). 

-Skylor

PS: lovveeee youuuu