Ohhh, myyyyy, GOD.

Woah. Who knew. Thanks iPhone! And incase you’re wondering, none were cute and one was missing an eyeball.

I’m sorry, but this thing scares me.

My girlf.

Me and ‘Duwayne’ have something special. Don’t knock our love.

EW EW EW EW

A Whole Chicken In A Can: YUMMO!

lol.

This is so groce.

Mmmmm.

Bug Juice

There is something in your drink…

And it’s not just a bug. It is in fact buthus martensii, a species of farm-bred scorpion raised in Southern China.

Skorppio vodka is a bottle of pure grain vodka with a little edible surprise inside to really give the drink that extra bit of sting.  The scorpion has been carefully cleansed and detoxified and then infused with the drink for a grand total of three months, so is completely safe to consume. 

Not only does this arachnid addition change the taste of the vodka, making it woodier, but also myth claims that this concoction is actually beneficial for your health. 

Said to improve libido, lower blood pressure and help remove blood toxins among other things, this drink is worth trying, if only for an interesting experience.

Story by: Storme Sen