Skylor Matthew is a 24 year old dork physically living in Orlando, Florida but California dreaming ... or Hong Kong.

Baja Fresh

Skylor: There is a salsa bar.

Mike: I don't feel like dancing.

judged.

me: I'm bored.

runmartinrun: then why are you home?

me: 'cause I can't be a slut EVERY night

runmartinrun: *silence*

HAHA

Papi: Who's winning?

Me: Papi... it's the Rose Parade.

My life...

DC Gay: I work on the hill.

Florida Gay: I hate that show.

Source: michaelvacirca.com

Grindr Xtra

Christopher: The reason my flight was so cheap is because I have a SEVEN HOUR LAYOVER!

Me: You better prepare and get yourself Grindr Xtra for this trip hunny.

Mario Kart

Him: We have one last course.

Me: Is it inter - course?

omegle is fun when you are bored.

omegle is fun when you are bored.

omgz... were devilz

Skylor Matthew: TIFFANY!!! OMGZ LOL!

Shawn Ryan Holt: AMBER!!!! HOMG! WE'RE DEVILS!

Skylor Matthew: DEV-ILS!!

Skylor Matthew: D - E - V - ???ILS!!!!!

Shawn Ryan Holt: HOMG i hafta werk citywalk tonight...ughhhhhhhhhccck, i can't wait to like totally stop being a shot giiiiirl...it's sooo heavy!

Skylor Matthew: SOOOOO HEAVY TIFFANY!

Skylor Matthew: I TOLD YOU

Skylor Matthew: U NEED 2 JUST

Skylor Matthew: GET OUTTTT

Skylor Matthew: dont be affraid!!!!!! tiffany!

Skylor Matthew: GET OUT

Shawn Ryan Holt: i will totally get out

Skylor Matthew: JUSTT dooooooo ettt

Shawn Ryan Holt: HOMFG I should just doo eettt I think like emeril's is hiring hosts

Shawn Ryan Holt: i can do thaa, riiiii?

Skylor Matthew: OMG!! NO!!! u haz 2 have a college edu

Skylor Matthew: TIFFANY! we both know u droped outttt

Shawn Ryan Holt: ho gah this is too hard!