Xtina Bale…

1. Christian Bale’s movie made tons of money
2. Christian Bale’s crazy mother and sister came to his hotel all liquored up
3. Christian Bale’s sister asked for $200,000
4. Christian Bale said no
5. Christian Bale’s sister insulted Christian Bale’s wife or something 
6. Christian Bale crushed both their heads.
7. JK, Christian Bale got pissed and cursed at them
8. They went to the police like a couple bitches
9. Christian Bale was arrested and willfully went in for questioning
10. Christian Bale is free.  Christian Bale wins. The end. (Celebslam, IDLYITW, DListed, IDLYITW, WWTDD)

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  1. noahkai reblogged this from pleaseshowmehowtolive
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  4. ragdoll reblogged this from thelos and added:
    1. Christian Bale’s movie made tons of money 2. Christian Bale’s crazy mother and sister came to his hotel all liquored...
  5. lenier reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    1. Christian Bale’s movie made tons of money 2. Christian Bale’s crazy mother and sister came to his hotel all liquored...
  6. flyingtrapeze reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    see rach, he’s not a “mother, bitter!”
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  9. robgonemild reblogged this from skylor and added:
    clearing that up. skylor:
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    1. Christian Bale’s movie made tons of money 2. Christian Bale’s crazy mother and sister came to his hotel all liquored...
  12. lanemoseley reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    hilarious. i especially love the “went to the police like a couple bitches.”
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  14. misterpeace reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    That’s the correct version, which is most definitely not the version TMZ prefers. Batman punching his own mother makes...
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  21. theoisjonesing reblogged this from battlements and added:
    HA. and well since the story is finally out there, i’m stoked Batman, is well, still the man.
  22. battlements reblogged this from ajamison and added:
    bunkercomplex:danhacker:peterwknox:...His mom and sister sound just lovely…
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  31. chvnx reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    I bet he had a dark night. *slaps knee*
  32. soupsoup reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    He’s the hero that they don’t deserve.
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